#jaune arc x yang xiao long

[juanarc-thethird]

The art of seduction.

Jaune: Yang, look.

Yang: Hm?

Jaune: *he takes out a hose* Hose...

Yang: ?

Jaune: *He puts a small mariachi hat on the hose* José :D

Yang:...

Jaune: *Nervous* You... You didn't like it?

Yang: I'm going to fuck you so hard.

[smh0217]

Jaune: What are you doing?

Yang, “stuck” in a dryer: Help me. I'm stuck.

Jaune: What do you mean you're stuck?Are you stupid?

Yang, pulling herself out of the dryer: Are YOU stupid???

[darksaiyangoku]

RWBY: Meeting the Brothers

Jaune: Okay Yang, welcome to maison de Arc. *opens door*

Yang: Woooooah! *smiles* Pretty fancy place! Almost gives Ice Queen a run for her money.

Jaune: Eh, it's nothing special.

Yang: Jaune, you have three full sets of armour standing in your living room, a pool table, massage chairs, a HUGE flatscreen TV and sculpture of a lion!

Jaune: Hehe, yeah. Dad always did go crazy with the decorations. Anyway, it's a good thing he and mom are away for the weekend. *grabs Yang and lifts her up*

Yang: *giggles* Jaune! When did you get so forward?

Jaune: What can I say? I had a very good teacher. *smirks*

Yang: Well then, how about I give you a Grade A kiss?

Jaune: Yes pleaee, Miss Xiao Long.

Jaune gently placed her down and Yang draped her arms across his shoulders. They leaned in closer, their lips about to touch.

Noir: Hey Jaune! You didn't tell me we were expecting company!

Blanc: Yeah! I would've been out of my PJs!

Yang: Hm? Wha? *looks up* Oh hello there.

Blanc/Noir: Hi. *wave hands*

Jaune: Hey! Weren't you two supposed to be babysitting Adrien over in Argus?

Noir: *walks down* That was the plan, but Saphron and Terra ended up cancelling.

Blanc: *follows him* And we had nothing else to do, so we figured we'd crash here.

Jaune: But why tonight?! You knew I was bringing Yang over.

Yang: Jaune, relax. I don't mind. *turns to Noir and Blanc* So, who are you two lovely gentlemen?

Noir: Jaune's younger, and much cuter, brothers. Noir Arc. *bows*

Blanc: Blanc Arc. *kisses Yang's hand*

Yang: Awww. *chuckles*

Jaune: Oh for the love of-

Yang: The name's Yang. Yang Xiao Long.

Noir: It's nice to finally meet you. Jaune talks about you all the time.

Yang: Oh? *turns and smiles* Does he now?

Jaune: *blushes* Nononono. O-Of course I don't.

Blanc: Sure he does. We've heard a lot about what you get up to during missions. Kicking butts of bad guys, saving people from Grimm You're amazing!

Noir: Not to mention beautiful. Jaune really does have excellent taste.

Jaune: Noir!

Yang: Can't argue with that.

Jaune: Yang, don't encourage them.

Yang: Come on, they're just being nice. Are you really afraid of your younger brothers?

Jaune: N-No.

Blanc: Say Yang, if you ever get tired of Jaune, how about Noir and I go out with you? *smirks*

Noir: We'll pull out all the stops. A nice restaurant, a walk in the park, martial arts torunament, hot, sunny beach-

Jaune: Okay, time for bed. *lifts them up*

Blanc: Aw what?!

Noir: Not cool!

Jaune: You two must very tired. You deserve a nice, long rest.

Noir: We're not kids anymore! Come on!

Blanc: It's only 9:00PM!

Yang: Night boys.

Blanc: Night beautiful.

Noir: Call us!

Jaune: Grrrrr!

Yang: *laughing*

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Yang: Your dick doubles in length but the person you hate most gets their dick tripled in length. Would you take it?

Jaune: So my dick sextuples in length? Yeah fuck it. Watch out for my six inch dick.

[madman479r]

At Junior's bar, Jaune and Yang were seen sitting at a booth and sharing a laugh.

"Damn, VB, I never thought you could be so funny." Yang chuckled with her eyes closed.

Jaune took the moment to look at Yang and appreciate her beauty. The way her nose scrunched up, how contagious her laugh was and how her golden hair seemed to glow like a low fire in the light.

When Jaune first arrived at Beacon and saw Yang, he thought she was drop dead gorgeous (but then again all the girls at Beacon were, was looking like a super model a requirement?) and wanted to try his luck with talking to her.

That was until he barfed all over her boots, yeah not a great first impression. And when he saw how she carried herself, her confidence, her charisma, Jaune knew he had no chance. Yang was probably asked out a lot by guys. Better looking, better fighters. What chance did he have?

But at least he could be her friend, and enjoy moments like this with her.

Jaune manged to gather himself in time as Yang's eyes opened again once her laughter calmed down. "Yeah, one could say I'm funnier than you." Jaune regretted his words immediately after saying them.

'What the fuck, jaune?!' The Knight thought to himself. 'You don't say you're funnier than a girl who likes her jokes!' Now he had surely blundered this whole night.

But strangely, Yang didnt seem upset. If anything, she smirked at Jaune and took a long swig of her drink.

Jaune watched as a drop of the drink escaped the glass, running down her rosy cheek, down her neck, past her collarbone and into the depths of her bust.

Jaune snapped his gaze back to Yang, hoping she would think his red face was just from drinking.

But he caught her eye, she had watched him. Jaune felt shameful, anticipating the jaw breaking slap she'd give him for being a perv.

But no slap came, if anything she had a tinge of amusement in her beautiful eye.

Once she downed the burning liquid, Yang smiled at Jaune, the smile made him feel like she was a predator and he was the prey.

"Oh really? Well how about this one? I'm sure it'll leave you speechless." Yang challenged and leaned in towards Jaune.

Jaune had to focus on Yang's lilac eyes, doing his best to not give into temptation and let his eyes wander to her inviting cleavage. Again.

"So, there's three boy mice and a girl mouse, they're all stuck in a room with no doors or windows. One of the boy mice asks the girl mouse how to get out, and the girl replied with "sleep with me tonight and I'll tell you in the morning". He does and the next day, he is gone. The second boy mouse askes the girl mouse how to get out, and she says "sleep with me tonight and I'll tell you in the morning". The next day, he is gone too." Yang said before giving Jaune an intense look.

"Do you wanna know how the last mouse got out of the box?" She asked.

Jaune nodded, though he expected to hear some cheesy punchline or something.

What he didn't expect was for Yang to move closer to Jaune, practically pressing herself to him, half sitting on his lap. Jaune made to question her with a stuttering voice and red face until he felt Yang's warm breath against his ear, making him shiver as she finishes the joke.

"Sleep with me tonight, and I'll tell you in the morning.~"

Yang pulled away to face Jaune, her eyes looking deep into his own as she bit her lip.

Jaune, in fact, was speechless, so he simply nodded with a open mouth, letting himself be dragged by a giggling Yang off to somewhere else.

The next couple of minutes were a blur to him, up until they reached a hotel.

In the morning, Jaune forgot to ask how the mouse got out, but he'd certainly never forget the night they spent together.

[leorobotsworld]

Yang: You're killing my tough huntress personality

Jaune: Who's a good girl?

Yang: *blushing* ...me

[reashot]

Well, well....

The people have spoken. More people demand to see more dragonslayer's content. I'm sorry Ruby.

Jaune Midsummer Yang.

Yang: Hey Vomit boy. There's something I need to tell you?

Jaune: What is it Yang?

Yang: It's actually quite funny actually. Did you know there's people shipping us together. It's crazy right?

Jaune: Yeah it is crazy alright.

Yang: Oh. Crazy how exactly?

Jaune: I mean it's crazy that someone like me is being shipped with someone as beautiful as you.

Yang: ...I'm beautiful?

Jaune: Not only beautiful, smart, reliable, strong and not only that but you are incredibly kind.

I mean there's no way someone like you going out with someone like me. That's just crazy.

You deserve the best Yang. No. You deserve the world. You deserve to have someone that can give you everything. Someone who loves you for who you are and will never stop loving you no matter what.

Sadly it can't be me.

Yang: Oh Jaune... Let's continue this somewhere more "private."

Jaune: I see...

Multiple non-stop "private sessions" over the years later

Ruby:

(stealing my man, eh? That's not going to go very well for you, sis.)

[juanarc-thethird]

Getting Even

Jaune: *Staring at a door *

Ren: What are you doing?

Jaune: I'm waiting for Yang.

Ren: For...?

Jaune: Well, I'm tired of her pulling pranks on me all the time. So I came up with a plan to be even with her. Hehehe, my revenge will be sweet.

Ren: And what is your plan?

Jaune: Secret.

Ren: That doesn't sound good.

Jaune: Relax, my plan will not fail.

Yang: *Comes in*

Jaune *Quietly* She's here!

Jaune: Hey Yang!

Yang: What's up?

Jaune: Do you know Suk Mai?

Yang: Suk Mai?

Jaune: Suck my nuts! Hahahaha!

Yang: Ok

Jaune: What?

Yang: I'll do it. Drop your pants.

Jaune: *Confuse* What's going on?

Yang: I'm going to suck your balls, that's what's going on.

Jaune: Wait, it was a joke.

Yang: But I'm not joking.

Jaune: *Worry* B-But

Yang: You know what, I'm going to suck your dick too.

Jaune: *Grabs Ren's arm* Ren help me!

Yang: Where do you think you're going? *She grabs Jaune by the waist and puts him on her shoulder* You're coming with me, sweet cheeks. I'm going to leave you dry~💕 *Leaves*

Jaune: Ren!!!!

Ren: *Praying* Good luck.

Jaune: RENNNN!!!!

[darksaiyangoku]

@rwbysworld Funny story, I made a post about how, in one universe, Jaune is Spider-Man and Yang is Spider-Gwen and this just fits too perfectly. Lord help Yang when she has to partner up with symbiote-Jaune on a misson! XD

Oscar (crouched beside Jaune): What are we waiting for?! Let's get him.

Jaune (stops him, wearing the black suit): No...... He's Mine

Oscar: Are you sure? He's got, like,.... big teeth.

Jaune (turns to Oscar): ... So do i.. (swings away)

Oscar: Okay.... that was actually cool.

Meanwhile....

Yang (takes a sip from her soda before pausing): ....I now have the sudden urge to have Jaune nail me up against the wall...

Blake: ....What?

[smh0217]

Yang, trying to use a pickup line on Jaune: Are you going on a trip? Because you sure are packin.

Jaune: Well that would be a lie. And I don’t want to date a liar, sooo.

[darksaiyangoku]

RWBY: The Punmaster

Jaune: You know something, Yang? I should start calling you Cabbage.

Yang: Is it because I'm such a sweetheart? *smirks*

Jaune: Wha- how did you know that?

Yang: Face it, honey, you can't out pun the punmaster. *winks*

Jaune: Aw man and it took me all day to come up with that one.

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Yang: Any questions so far?

Jaune: How big are those tiddies?

Yang: D cups.

Jaune: Thanks.

Yang: No problem.

[madman479r]

Jaune laid on his bed, a comic of X-Ray & Vav, a cold soda beside him and the warm sunlight through the window. Today was one of the few times he had him personal time alone. Don't get him wrong, he loved his friends and team but growing up in a home of 10 people can leave a person, especially a young man, wanting some alone time.

Jaune sighed, feeling peace and tranquillity. Nothing could spoil this mo-

*BAM!*

*BANG!*

"Heyfearlessleaderyouwouldnotbelievethedayihaddidyouknowsapcanbereallystickyandhardtogetoutofhairifanyoneknocksdontletthemit!" Nora burst into the room, nearly breaking the door off its hinges and slammed the door the door just as quickly, speaking a mile a minute, not even stopping for breath as she started to move her bed in front of the door.

Jaune sat up as he tried to decipher what Nora had just said. "Nora-- wait-- slowdown, what are you doing? What did you just say?"

Before Nora could say anything, a thunderous pounding came from the door. "NORA, OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR!"

Jaune slowly turned to a sheepish Nora who tried to look innocent. "...If anyone knocks, don't let them in." Nora said in a high pitched voice.

Jaune gave another sigh, this one in mourning at the loss of his alone time. Jaune crawled over to Nora's bed which was blocking the door and gingerly put her ear up to the door. "Yang? It's Jaune." He said through the wood.

"VOMIT BOY! OPEN THIS DOOR!" Had Jaune's head been a few inches to the left, he would have had his head bashed in by Yang's furious whack on the door as it bent the wood slightly on Impact.

"Holy fu--" Jaune swallowed his fear and tried again. "Yang! I won't open this door if you attempt to hurt Nora. So unless you take a breath, calm down and promise you won't hurt Nora, I'm not opening this door and don't even think about breaking down this door because you and I both fear Miss Goodwitch more than I fear you." Jaune said.

A few tense seconds passed, Jaune wondering if Yang was too enraged to fear the threat of Glynda before he heard a deep inhale and exhale.

"I'm. Calm." Yang didn't sound too calm but Jaune had known Yang long enough to tell when she was willing to listen even when angry.

"And?"

"...I promise I won't permanently injury Nora." That was probably the best he was gonna get.

"Here goes nothing." Jaune muttered and moved the barricade out of the way and took a deep breath before opening the door.

Before him was a crimson eyed, flaming and seriously pissed off huntress-in-training who was glaring at him with crossed arms.

So far he hadn't had his face caved in nor been violently moved out of the way so that was a good sign.

Jaune motioned for Yang to come in which she did but Jaune made sure to at least keep himself between Yang and Nora. "Okay, can you explain to me what exactly happened." Jaune asked.

Yang glared at Nora as she spoke. "This fucking idiot got sap. In. My. HAIR!"

Jaune paused mand looked up at Yang's golden locks, not seeing anything wrong with it. "I don't see any--" Yang turned around and lifted up her hair to reveal the underside was stained and ruined with the red sticky substance.

"Oh." Jaune lamely said.

Yang turned back around and growled. "So either you ask Ozpin for a new member of your team or both Ren and Pyrrha are gonna need new partners." Yang gave her ultimatum and advanced toward Nora.

Jaune quickly got between the two again. "Wait! Wait! Waitwaitwaitwait!"

"Out of the way, Vomit boy." Yang set her eyes on Jaune now.

"I can fix it! Your hair! I can fix it!" Jaune said loudly.

Yang paused at his words before snorting. "Bullshit."

"No!" Jaune got in front of Yang again. "It's true. I've cut hair before."

"Pubic hair doesn't count." Yang scoffed.

"No, I mean I've cut my sisters' hair before. Our usual barber wasn't available anymore and they needed it done for a family photo. Ever since then I've been their hairdresser. I-i actually have my gear with me." Jaune explained.

Yang's eyes, still red with anger, looked at Jaune with scrutiny before she closed her eyes and gave another growl, this one not sounding as scary as before.

Yang walked over to the chair at the desk and dragged it back to Jaune before planting herself onto it with crossed arms.

"If I don't like it, you die before Nora." Yang left the threat hanging in the air as Jaune gulped loudly.

"S-sure. Nora, could you-" Jaune looked to find Nora had disappeared while he had distracted Yang. Jaune sighed again and went to get his scissors and such.

**Later**

Jaune nervously backed away from Yang once he had finished, waiting for Yang to decide his fate, so far Yang had kept her eyes shut, not yet seeing his completed work. "A-all done."

Yang took off the tarp that covered her and stood up. "Sorry, VB, all you did was give Nora a head sta-" Yang finally opened her eyes and saw her reflection in a nearby mirror. Her hair... wasn't ruined. If anything... it looked... Good! Her hair was pulled back into a ponytail but still kept her wild, fluffy like locks with her fringe untouched, the part of her hair that was ruined by the sap was cut off, with a 180 undercut that didn't look terrible. (Source/artist unknown)

Yang continued to examine her new hairdo and remained silent, turning to Jaune with an unreadable expression.

Jaune flinched back and closed his eyes, waiting for the pain to come.

Jaune suddenly felt a hand grab his collar and nearly cried out until a pair of soft lips pressed onto his.

After a few seconds, Yang pulled away and Jaune looked at her with wide eyes.

Yang smirked and winked. "Not bad. Lover boy. Maybe I should have you be my personal barber." She laughed and exited the dorm, hips swaying as she did, feeling more confident than usual.

Jaune stood starstruck and wondering what exactly just happened. But his mind couldn't move away from how soft Yang's lips were and how they tasted of strawberries.

[arc-misadventures]

Siblings For Siblings

Ruby: Oh? Jaune just sent me a text.

Yang: He just sent me one too.

Ruby: I wonder what he…?!

Yang: What the…?!

Summer:

RY: MOM?!

Ruby: Did, Mom just…?!

Yang: Jaune, just fucked our, Mom?!

Blake: …?

Blake: I think, Jaune was the one that got fucked by your mom, not the other way around.

RY: NOT HELPING?!!

Blake: Sorry…

[knight-dwx-09]

Hiding (Not Really) From Them

Jaune cleave a Beowolf in half with a great sword that wasn’t a Croceo Mors. As the last Grimm evaporates, he let his eyes roamed a bit to search for any Grimm left in the area.

Jaune: Okay, that should be the last one of them. Now, I just need to back to the village to report the situation and grab my payment.

He sheathed his sword into the scabbard on his waist.

Jaune: I should wait for her to call me before I leave, today is Friday so it will be any second now.

Right on cue, his scroll began to rings, causing him to smiled brightly as he pick it up to reveal smiling Neo on the screen.

Jaune: Hello Neo!

Neo: *Waving*

Jaune: So, where are you now?

Neo: Atlas

She speaks thanks to the device on her neck that try to predict what she want to say into text-to-speak. It’s not perfect but it’s still good enough to communicate without hand gestured or typing on a scroll.

Jaune: Cool, no pun intended, any luck on stealing from the criminals and finding the information for other artifact?

Neo: Couple stupid idiots, one even use just one password and one pin for all of his money and secret document. As for the latter, none. You?

Jaune: Same, just a couple of Grimm and protecting Villages, haven’t see much from Salem’s cult as well. Seems like they went into hiding after I destroyed a lot of their camp.

Neo: And you aren’t being too hard on yourself, right?

Jaune: They weren’t much to exert me that far. I don’t even have to rely on Lyssa to fight them.

Lyssa: *Speak in Jaune’s mind* Damn right you are, these weakling are even worthy for master’s skills, let alone to withstand against my power! And worry not Neo, I ensure you that I will keep tabs on master’s health and force him to get enough sleep and nutrients!

Jaune let out a deep chuckle as he pat the sword on his back, which was wrapped in a bandage.

Jaune: And Lyssa told me she’s going to protect me and make sure I don’t slip back into my old habits. So, really, you don’t have to worry about me anymore.

Neo: That’s good to know, because I promised if I ever saw or know that you are awake late in night, swinging your sword like a madman, I WILL go to your current location and suffocate you in my thighs or tits, pick your funeral.

Jaune: *Chuckle nervously* You make it sound like it was a threat.

Neo: Because it is.

Jaune: I will keep that in mind.

Neo: … I know this isn’t something for me to say nor that I really care, but shouldn’t you visit your friends by now? It’s been 6 months since you last saw them in the hospital.

Jaune: Believe me, I have been dying to do so. But you know, somehow, all of the mission I saw and get was in Vacuo or a remote area, and once every a blue moon that I have a mission in Atlas or Vale or Menagerie, my friends weren’t there. Just my rotten luck. Besides, they need rest after the war and I don’t think my absent will affect them that badly.

———

Yang: *Red Eyes and blazing hair* If I finally captured that bastard, I will make him have second thought about abandoning all of us ever again! Stupid Vomit boy, making all of us, including my sweet little sister, cry our eyes out!

Blake: I know I don’t have any right to judge him but I will help you on that, I will bring the handcuff and leash so we could tied him with us forever so he won’t be able to run away.

———

Jaune: Heck, I am sure they are really busy with their new life to even think about me. With Dust in the world become even more rarer after the final fight, Weiss is trying to find another source of resource to replace Dust while fix her family legacy. You even say that Ruby is helping out Weiss while keeping Atlas save. And that is a lot of work!

———

Ruby: I miss my Best friend, Weiss, I miss him so much. *munching on a cookies while snuggling with Weiss*

Weiss: I also miss him… *Whisper* Where are you my Knight… your princess is waiting for you to come back… *eating blueberry frozen yogurt*

———

Jaune: And I heard Kuroyuri are being rebuild! I am so proud of Ren and Nora, they could finally settled down and have a family. I do pray for Ren’s pelvis, I remember that Nora wanting to beat my family scored of 8 children.

———

Both Nora and Ren could be seen in Mistral, handing out papers with smiling Jaune when he still has the banana hair and written missing under it.

Nora: Have you seen our golden retriever son? I miss him so much! *Large tears running down her face*

Ren: Our boy have run away from us, we aren’t ready to let him go just yet. Is it because I yelled at him when we try to get Oscar back? I am sorry my boy for being too hard at you. *Lamented with black cloud over his head*

———

Jaune: *Shrugged* I am sure they are doing just fine

Neo: *rolled her eyes* And when are you gonna tell them about our relationship?

Jaune: When my jobs are near them. I just wish our scroll were destroyed in the last fight, I don’t even have their number to call them anymore.

Neo: Well, I just hope they would accept us being a thing, not that I care about their opinion on us.

Jaune: *Chuckled* I am sure they are already warm up to you, including you to them.

Neo flip the bird which cause him to laugh even harder.

Jaune: Anyway, I should get going now. I don’t want to worried the villagers with me being gone for a while now. Nice meeting with you, I will call you next week again, Neo.

Neo: *Looked down in sadness* I really miss you… I wish we could have gone together…

Jaune: …Me too… I also wish you could be my side… so I could talk together everyday and hug you all I want… and kiss you all day… but you already know why we separate for now, we have role to fulfill.

Neo: I know… it just suck that you aren’t there when I woke up in the cold, lonely bed, greeting me with that dopey, kind smile of yours to warm my day up.

Jaune: Well… maybe we can arrange something so we could spent a week together in the future

Neo: *Look up with a logging in her eyes and smiled* I would love that.

Suddenly, he can hear an alarm flared up on the other side of the call.

Neo: Well, it seems like they finally noticed their money is missing. They really should use it to upgrade their brain, I am surprised they managed to go this far with it.

Jaune: Neo, what did I say about calling me in the middle of a heist?

Neo: Please, as if you have the right to say that, ‘Mister-who-call-me-even-in-the-middle-of-hoard-of-Grimm’.

Jaune: *Sigh* Fine, just be careful.

Neo: Who do you think I am? *Smirking smugly*

Jaune: Well, that’s it for this week. Don’t forget, it will be your turn next.

Neo: *Rolled eyes* I know, just make sure you remember this number.

Jaune: I won’t, love you dear.

Neo: Love you too. Also, Lyssa, take care of our reckless partner and don’t let him jump into danger.

The sword of destruction began to shine as a small girl appeared on its place and grab hold on Jaune like a Koala, head peaking out so Neo could see her.

Lyssa: Don’t worry, this foolish master of my will not endanger his life as long as I am still by his side.

Neo: That’s good to know… see ya next week.

With the call ended, he gripped his scroll until it shattered under his hand.

Jaune: Well, are you ready for our next mission, Partner?

Lyssa: I want to sweet chocolate cake first! It has been a week since I had one and I believe I deserve one.

Jaune: *Chuckled* Okay, lets ask the chief if the place had any bakery or a cafe.

With that, the wandering knight set forth on his journey even after the war ended 6 months ago, leaving (Not Really) his friends behind as every single one of them have something in mind which they are gonna do to the knight if they find him, if, since it seem like Fate or Gods itself have another thing in mind for him and have taken a liking at his funny story unfolding. But we will see what the future’s hold for them.

[linkman447]

Yang: OBJCTION!!!

Yang: he need a fellow blond with big tits

Blake: and a kitten with a phat ass

Pyrrha: Arkos is the best ship for Jaune because I’m the only girl tall enough for his hoodie to fit!

Pyrrha: *poses like a model in stolen Punpkin Pete hoodie* 😏